ishallnotconformtoyourconformity:
how is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit
amen.
(Source: ramsaymacdonald, via thatsupergleekywholockianhead)
“I’m getting tired of making insects that just hatch, eat, mate, and die.”
“Well, what else are they supposed to do? Seems like you’ve hit all the major requirements there, evolution.”
“I don’t know, something more interesting.”
“Like what?”
“Like maybe hatch underground, putter around down there for 17 years, emerge in massive swarms that tear through the countryside and dive-bomb weddings and generally freak everyone the hell out for a while, and then eat, mate, and die.”
“Hm. ‘Interesting’ is one word for that.”
“I can see it now. The 17-year cicadas: Just when you thought you could forget.”
“That’s ridiculous. You watch too many movies.”
“BZZZ, motherf—ers! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.”
Early concepts for Iron Man 3 title sequences // Suit Porn
— Iron Man doing a striptease in his removable suit (x)
(via trailofdesire)
You know what I love about Nymphadora Tonks?
She was a metamorphmagus so she had the power to change herself into like the most gorgeous woman ever, but she didn’t. Instead she gave herself this bright-ass-pink hair and changed her looks to please herself, not to please others. You go, Tonks.
when people think that moffat wrote every doctor who episode
when people think moffat wrote every sherlock episode
when moffat
moffat
fat
fat?
wait what just happened here
(Source: whispertoyourgrave, via merles-right-hand)
the noise I made was not human
Love!
YES.
I WANT IT ON A SHIRT
I’ve been waiting for this
(Source: princessesfanarts)
When you lose your partners hand during a swing out
Every. Damn. Time.
Like a good follow, I had one guy keep going up until he hit the wall.
(via swingdancing)
Lets make fun of them.
1.) Not actually lindy, I propose a campaign called, “where’s the swingouts.”
2.) A more appropriate title would be jitterbug in my opinion
3.) Theyre outfits suck
4.)They have ugly outfits
5.)The costumes distract me
I LOVE making fun of DwtS!
I’m pretty sure that there wasn’t even a full 8 of Charleston in there.
The kicking makes me cringe. Curb stomp, don’t punt puppies. CURB STOMP.
JFC no wonder ballroom dancers don’t take Lindy Hop seriously when this shit is the mainstream representation of it uhghhh
Things Lindy Hop is about:
- High Energy
- Goofiness
- Fast movement
Things Lindy Hop is not about:
- FUCKING AERIALS
FUCKING THIS ^^^
