- J: They'll probably do a straight Black Widow movie before they do a Hawkeye movie.
- L: I'd rather have a gay Black Widow movie.
- A: Would be better with lesbians.
- J: But who would she date?
- A: Carol Danvers.
- L: I'll take it. Make it so.
I just got my tickets to see Guardians of the Galaxy in D-Box! I’m so excited! I must bring with me the plushy Rocket Raccoon the bf just acquired.
- Barbarian: I go to wake people up.
- DM: suddenly, your doors are punted off their hinges and go flying into the room. Standing in the doorway is the barbarian, holding two axes and wearing penguin jammies yelling, "IT'S OOOOOOONNNNN!"